Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we should paint friendship bongs
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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