I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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