my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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