id be glad to
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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