we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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