"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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