omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this just has baby written all over it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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