She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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