So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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