You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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