Whod you bang
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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