The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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