Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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