This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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