told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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