No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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