I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cockslap morals
i think i have herpe
just one?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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