So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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