is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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