ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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