So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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