i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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