Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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