I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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