hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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