I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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