i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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