Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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