I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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