I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
