all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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