I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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