your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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