We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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