She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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