you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
