people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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