so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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