Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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