I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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