Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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