I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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