And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
