whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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