it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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