You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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