Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
This house was built for laser tag.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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