your room smells of hookers.
And success
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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