we made out on top of his cat.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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