I'm drive I can fine osifer
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize