Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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