I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
