Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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