Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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